Good News, Bad News, Worse News V
Good News, Bad News, Worse News V Good: You give the birds and bees...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
Dear God (Christmas)
Johnny was, by all accounts, the worst eight year old kid on earth. He...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...