The Punk and the Old Fart
There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk...
Three Irish women were discussing their respective mates…
Could this herald the return of our resident wise man, Cunning Lin Gus?Three Irish...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies…
I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
When it gets hot
A Dutchman, a German and a Belgian are planning to walk in the desert....
OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital…
A woman in the labor ward of the general hospital, legs spread wide, lets...