A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Daddy, where did I come from?
“Daddy?” the kid asked his father. “Where did I come from?”"Ask your mother,” he...
Farm jokes 09
|Why did the dirty chicken cross the road?For some fowl purpose!How do sheep keep...
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...