Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley
|Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...