face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
seven course meal
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If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Wrong joke
A traveling salesman’s car breaks down, and he walks overto a near by farm....
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...