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Polish Air Disaster
First, we want to apologize to our Polish friends, but rememberit’s just a joke!Polands’s...
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
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Cement
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Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A mouse sandwich!
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Bach in a Minuet
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What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.