Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates…
Clinton died and was standing at hte Pearly Gates. After knocking at the gates,...
Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Polak Catches Wife In Affair
This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...