1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
An ode to old age
|There’s quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn’t...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Tyson and OJ At the Vatican
Mike Tyson and OJ head to the Vatican to meet the pope and get...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...