I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
YO MAMMMA….!
Yo mamma’s so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with…
Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...