What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Holiday Season Conduct…
Conduct During the Holiday Season…Running aluminum foil through a paper shredder at Kinko’s to...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.
The dead redneck!
A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Signs and notices 20
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...