Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Smart CEO
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Electric Train
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....