Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...