Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
His first church visit!
After years of his wife’s pleading, this good ol boy finally goes with her...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
What’s a glow worms favorite song?
|What’s a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Emacs acronyms
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Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...