Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Old Folke’ Party Games
The Top Old Fart Games:10. Musical Recliners9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta8. Hide and...
Saxophone jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: It’s all in...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...