Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Ebonics Christmas
Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An’ all ower de hood ereybody wuz’...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...