Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
Microsoft and Santa
NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...