The headmistress at a girls prep school…
The headmistress at a girls’ prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom…
One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...