Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Return what is stolen
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...