Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?
What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.