Ugly person illness
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Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
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Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...