A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Democrats on the front porch
This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,”Help, send the...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
The 25 BBS Commandments
|Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes. Thou...