First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Gonna Get Lucky
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...