Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
Bring Flowers
Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
Man and wife at the zoo
It’s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Catching polar bears
How to catch a polar bear:Go up north and find a frozen lake or...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
Knock knock… Luke
Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will...