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Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don’t have to swalow it, they just let...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
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A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd…
A Scottish cop was asked how he’d break up a crowd.He answered, “I’d take...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.