Christmas tree better
|Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman” A Christmas tree doesn’t...
Walk through the park
One day a burnette and a blond lady were walking through the park. All-of-a-sudden,...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
Disorderly conduct
|Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct...