The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and…
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to...
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t…
Two guys were out hunting, but they weren’t getting any ducks. “What do you...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Cry Baby
Knock Knock…Who’s There?Boo…Boo Who?Stop crying it’s just a joke!
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!