Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Breast Awareness
Finally, something other than smiley faces….Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...