Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
Female Stages Of Life
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Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
Hillary and…
Q: What does Hillary Clinton and Tampons have in common?A: “They are both stuck-up...
I deserve a first class seat
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Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...