Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
58 Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines (collected by journalists) 1. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash,...
A man takes the ferry home from work
|John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had...
The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...