Soldier’s Ambition
An army Major visiting the sick soldiers, went to one private and asked, “What’s...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
The same thing
A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest,”I had an affair...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...