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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
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Speed Limit
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believing in leprechauns
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A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
How to Annoy People at Work
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