You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Make a horse Cry.
A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells…
Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...