Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Computer lingo guide
|Log on – Adding a log to your wood stoveLog off – Don’t add...
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar…
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.