Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Signs and notices 08
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign at a...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar…
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
The kind lawyer!
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when...
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant…
Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were...
Polish Party
Q: How do you ruin a Polish party?A: Flush the punch bowl.
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...