Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Ken: So Mr. President…
Ken: So Mr. President did you ever buy Lewinsky any giftsPrez: I don’t rightly...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Bill The Duck
A duck walks into a drugstore and says to the pharmacist, “Gimme a chap...
Light Bulb 5
How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, “Daddy, I want a new...
Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...