I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog…
A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She...