Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
What type of prize did you win?
|A blonde goes to the local restaurant, buys a small drink for herself, and...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...
Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
Xtremely Rude! (Adults Only)
Q: What’s so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she’ll swallow.Q: Why...