Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...