Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...
A real bastard
A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...