Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
Being under oath
“You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...