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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
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Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Redneck’s Ode To A Valentine
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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Italian Night Before Christmas
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