Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Looking
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...