Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
How do I know anything really exists?
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
One equal to one half
|Theorem: 1 = 1/2:Proof:We can re-write the infinite series 1/(1*3) + 1/(3*5) + 1/(5*7)...
CelebRate!
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...