Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Policemen in Heaven
|St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up.”Welcome to heaven...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
Honor
On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Can You Read This
A young woman, two months pregnant, went to see her obstetrician. He was in...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...