Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...
English to Chinese Translation!
ENGLISH PHRASE———————-CHINESE TRANSLATIONAre you harboring a fugitive?——–Hu Yu Hai Ding?See me A.S.A.P.———————-Kum Hia NaoStupid...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Affluance
A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
|A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty’s Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsible for...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...