A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman…
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
|OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goalOLD SOCCER PLAYERS never...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
The Hamster Show
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give...
Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
Instructions for the guys:1. Pull up to ATM2. Insert Card3. Enter PIN4. Take cash,...