Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST
THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday —— 8:05am User...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...