An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft…
An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Daughters are curious
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time,...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...