Cat Heaven
One day a cat dies of natural causes and goes to heaven. Greeting him...
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...