The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard V
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Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?
What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it...