Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
mBragging about old times
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
Trip to San Francisco
Why did the carload of lesbians get to San Francisco faster than the carload...
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Never say it at work
|TWELVE THINGS YOU’LL NEVER HEAR AN EMPLOYEE TELL HIS/HER BOSS1. Never give me work...
Knock, Knock… George Washington
Knock, knock! Who’s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn’t you...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...