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An exhibitionist named Joe was preparing to board a flight to Atlanta.As he approached...
Marmite Competition
I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won...
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Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
New Relationship Book
“My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It’s...