Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Where is Jesus?
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Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Whom To Marry
There is a man who has three girlfriends, but he does not know which...
Where are we?
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Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?
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